sansy

funny story

when I was little I went to Walmart with my parents. I somehow got ahold of those like rubber chickens that squeal and begged my parents to get it. they said no which made me angry. when they looked away, I put it under my butt (I was sitting on the cart where kids go). when it came to check out time I was terrified and didn’t think I would but I actually got away with it. I don’t remember much after that but I do remember when I got home I got really paranoid and scarred and buried it in my front yard. It’s still there.

Jan 10

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Tagged: #undertale #char(undertale)

Dec 29

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shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog
me: actually u kno what nvm

(Source: 1-800kanye)

Tagged: #same

Dec 29

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Should you fight the fine arts students????

Musicians: Maybe. They have to run through the stress of reeds and bows and partials and 64th notes. If you catch them right after practice, competition, or audition, they will murder you without a thought in the most violent way possible but otherwise they are smol and harmless

Drawers/painters: No. They do not think. They are not human they are like psychopaths in human skin. If you breathe their way they will put toxic paint in your tea and you will die before you can say Picasso

Writers: Fight them before they get too powerful. They are crazy from dreaming up new lands and plotlines that their idea of reality is extremely fuzzy and cannot defend themselves properly. Trust me I am one of them

Photographers: These people are willing to risk their life to get the perfect shot. These people have almost died trying to get that said shot. They have nothing to lose, and they will be merciless into your death and they will kill you slowly and painfully

Digital Artists: fight them. They are usually weak from spending hours in front of a computer drawing up a perfect sketch and they'll be weak and undefended if you strike them from behind

Dancers: NEVER FIGHT THEM ARE YOU INSANE? these ppl are the ones who are the most aware of their bodily abilities and their kicks are super strong from doing all those spins and they will leap away before you can strike back and they will fight you mercilessly to the tune of the nutcracker. Never ever fight them. You will not be able to see them attack and you will be defenseless and pathetic as you die

Actors: What have actors done to you? They are tiny and helpless almost like little babies. If you like murdering babies go ahead, you monster

Singers: Depends. If it's a soprano, you better run the fuck away because they will use their voice to shatter the glass around you and you will die. If it's an alto or mezzosoprano, you better run the fuck away because they have unbridled rage from not being soprano and they do not care about releasing their rage on you. If it's a tenor you better run away but don't show them that you are scared bc they can smell fear. if it's a bass you can probs outrun them, but if you are cornered you will die. Oh, so that's not a depends. Its a HELL FUCKING NO

Sculptors: Yes fight them. First you must destroy their sculptures and weaken their morals and then stab them with their own broken pottery piece because they can't fight you back if you have their shattered work in their hands

Designers/Architects: Designers??? MAYBE??? Bc they have those giant scissors for cutting fabric but if you take them away they are defenseless like what are they gonna fight with? Clothes? And architects you better run away bc they can control rocks and marble and they will use their black magic to bury you underneath a mound of earth and your body will never be found

Filmmakers: Do you know what they have up their sleeve? No you dont. Could be props. Could be a harmless rabbit. COuld be knives. Don't fight them the risk is too great. Especially avoid the directors

Calligraphers: Do you really wanna fight them? I mean come on they only make pretty words for you and their art is so under-appreciated you should just give them a hug, refill their inkwell and silently walk away

Figure Skaters: See dancers. Also, blades on their fucking feet. Bad idea.

Tagged: #im screaming

Dec 29

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Tagged: #oh my god #real important

Dec 29

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Why artists and writers reblog their work multiple times:

thesylverlining:

wyomingsmustache:
directium:
They posted it late at night and want people to see it in the daytime
They want others to reblog it
They want more attention for it
THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT
They have followers in different timezones and want everyone to get a chance to see it
THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT
IF THEY REBLOG IT MULTIPLE TIMES, THEY’RE DOING IT BECAUSE THEY WANT ATTENTION FOR IT AND THEY’RE LIKELY NOT GETTING ENOUGH, SO THEY KEEP REBLOGGING IT IN THE HOPES THEY’LL GET SOME
BE A COOL BRO AND REBLOG
THEY’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER
“Bro why you keep reblogging your own work bro”
“BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS”
I always try to tag my own reblogs as “Shameless Reblog,” so if you really don’t want to see my desperate (shameless) self promoting, you’re free to blacklist that. But I gotta do it. And will never judge anyone else for doing the same.

Dec 29

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highrankers:

4lternativa:
mazinoman11:
highrankers:
I slept for like 40 hours I’m amazing
You’re an inspiration to us all
You’re closer to being Laure, the Eurasia family would be proud of you
I hope they adopt me

(Source: maggieon)

Dec 29

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